http://silent-o.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] silent-o.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] lupestripe 2009-02-19 03:30 am (UTC)

As to chocolate:

The goddess Chocolate is a fickle bitch. She cannot be ignored for long, or she will take her vengeance.

translation: I get really irritable without a chocolate fix at least a few times a week.
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As to the Spaniards:

The Spanish Conquistadors were murderers. They raped, pillaged, and destroyed an advanced civilization in order to satisfy their greed.(all in the name of God, no less)

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As to Smarties:

I'm not even sure we're talking about the same candy. The smarties I know have absolutely nothing to do with chocolate, and seem to be more closely related to those nasty little candy hearts with the words on them.

-scratches head in confusion-

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