The Hollow Sense of Gluttony

[lupestripe]

All you can eat Chinese buffets are evil. They give you a plate, a fixed price and then tempt you with a sumptuous array of goodies that are impossible to resist. Now my belly feels like someone's trying to blow up a hot air balloon from the inside. Plus I'm really regretting that final serving of coffee cake.

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Re: I loves ya', but you'se must be a rookie....

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Naked salted popcorn is quite nice and when you're in the cinema butter does tend to make a mess of your paws. This tends to cause the extra large Diet Coke (that you've just paid £3.50 for) to slip out of your paw and cover the poor woman in front of you with synthetic sugar and phenylalanine. Plus in all of the cinemas I've been in of late buttered popcorn is not an option. They still have those rancid glistening cinema hotdog things but no butter to squirt on my popcorn. I was most upset :(