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lupestripe ([personal profile] lupestripe) wrote2009-09-07 10:04 am

Bad Boy!

Yesterday's Newcastle Furmeet ended in a gay bar and in this gay bar there were three drunken people (E-I-E-I-O) - one lady and two gentlemen. On spying my collar, they asked me what it was about and foolishly I didn't say I was a goth but started talking about animals. They asked me if I was gay - surely the fact I was wearing a dog collar in a gay bar and hugging guys gave it away but there you go.

Five minutes later they came over to where I was sitting with a rolled up newspaper and bashed me across the muzzle with it, saying I was a bad boy. I was being good but I thought it was funny :)

The Newcastle Meet itself was a very relaxed affair and I think the dynamic is very good now. We met in the Lounge (which I always called the Lobby) for pre-meet drinks, drawing and dimly lit surroundings. We also had a Yiff cake that was made with jam and cream and was a really strange blue/green colour. I spilt my cream on the floor and was ordered to lick it up. I didn't.

Some of us then went to The Hancock Museum whilst another group went to Twist, via Hustlers, the pool people (as in the game rather than the soggy chlorinated experience). The splitting of the groups worked and I am glad people can now do what they like to do and guarantee to meet in a central location later on.

The Hancock was good but I didn't realise there were loads of stuffed animals in the main hall as you enter. This upset a few people, which wasn't good. The Museum itself was fascinating - I spent the word "Wank" with some letters and I learned a lot about Hadrians Wall, Egyptology and the Etruscans. I also had some bad memories return in the palaeontolgy and geology sections - I never wanted to hear the words Widmannstatten Structure again. I also missed the live snakes, thankfully.

After that, a few of us went to an Italian Restaurant in The Gate. The food was good but the toilets were so white, it was like the dizzy euphoria you get after a really good paw. There was no soap as well, making cleaning up difficult. We all got started and four of us got Skins - so we asked for foreskins and the waitress was far from impressed.

Apart from that, I drank, got a commission (which was excellent) and caught up with everyone. Great day indeed.

[identity profile] darkphox.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
"The Hancock was good but I didn't realise there were loads of stuffed animals in the main hall as you enter. This upset a few people"

LOL!

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you would like that. I honestly didn't realise they were there - I'm just glad I didn't see the snakes.

[identity profile] tr-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
"...the toilets were so white, it was like the dizzy euphoria you get after a really good paw."

...WTF? O.o

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, when you go really dizzy and you can't focus properly for a while due to the brightness. It's like that. Only in a toilet. I imagine it's what having sex in a Basildon nightclub would be like.

[identity profile] rustyfox.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
Five minutes later they came over to where I was sitting with a rolled up newspaper and bashed me across the muzzle with it, saying I was a bad boy.

And why am I not only amused, but sort-of slightly envious?! Heh.

[identity profile] dark-raven-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
you and me both.... it's been to long...*sigh*

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I could come and see you with my newspaper if you like :P

[identity profile] silent-o.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
How 'bout I visit all y'all with the Sunday paper?
hehehehehehehe!!!

;P

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
But because it contains so many supplements, it would hurt :(

[identity profile] silent-o.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, I'll take (most of) the supplements out.
Happy now?

*whap*
Bad boy! ;)

[identity profile] dark-raven-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
and I think i'll take a weekday local....

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I like it to have a bit of force behind it, just not too much :P

[identity profile] dark-raven-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
mmm... the brusing can be a bitch
the weekday local is about 30-40 pages....so it's well suited...^_^

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*yelps* Oww *wags* :P

[identity profile] dark-raven-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
an I could just take you up on that..... it's tempting
but no..... I require a firmer hand then yours.... knowing me.. I'd be holding the newspaper before long

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww but I can be quite firm when I want to be *scampers away*

[identity profile] silent-o.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Unless they're old anybody can be "firm" when they want to be. XD

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Eiw!! Horrible thought *shudders*. At least the older generation are more ribbed for your pleasure. Must be like screwing a Mars bar...

[identity profile] dark-raven-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
*whines*.... now I want too see what you can do
^_^...consider you penciled in then.....

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Lols - I'm not particularly dommy mind :P

[identity profile] dark-raven-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
yeh I know.... i'd still find something entertaining to do through

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I would be too if I read it happened to someone else. I was quite alarmed when it happened but it was so funny and heartwarming (in a strange sort of way) that I just think it is fantastic now.

[identity profile] metamorphosys.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It certainly sounds like you had a nice time :) I am pleased. It is nice to hear from you. Take care.

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a great meet - they are getting better and better in my opinion. Even organising them is far easier now :)

[identity profile] shep-shepherd.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Newcastle meets sound so much fun! :)

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a nice little group - we normally have about 20 furs there and we can split up and do our own thing and then meet up later on. It's very relaxed and relatively drama-free :)

[identity profile] lauinav.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Was good seeing you again Lupes0r.

Was good to get in a bit of footy talk too :D

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Football talk? At a furmeet!! It was great speaking too. If you fancy coming down for the Leicester game, then let me know. You can stay at mine if you like, I have a spare bed.

[identity profile] dark-raven-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*chuckles*... you always have the best times....^_^

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"with a rolled up newspaper and bashed me across the muzzle with it, saying I was a bad boy."

*goes green*.... *pouts*

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"I spilt my cream on the floor and was ordered to lick it up. I didn't."

mmm.. your a caiad not a kitty.... somethings are simply species Specific

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"the toilets were so white, it was like the dizzy euphoria you get after a really good paw"

*whistles*... that's white....dam.... I think I prefer the standard method.. but still nice

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*groans at the joke.... leave it hanging there and walks out*

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes I get up to some crazy adventures. I get bored too easily so I guess I have to do things like this to keep myself amused.

The newspaper thing was one of those odd random things that sometimes happens. I was thinking of not even taking my collar to the meet due to self-conscious issues but I am glad I took it now due to that incident.

Yep, true, but I am a subby wolf and therefore have to follow orders. Still, there is dignity in public as well.

It hurt my eyes. The toilets were horrible. I had to get out.

What's wrong with the joke - it was a good joke. Well, maybe...

[identity profile] dark-raven-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
*nods*.. mmm.. know the feeling... but mre often then not I have no one to play with

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mmm... I have to ask for treatment like that... *pouts*.. and your getting it from random stangers....

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ok.... you just made it sound so Satisfying being in those toilets

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yeh it's a good jok I suppose..... *tires to take it down with ou you looking*

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you get someone to play with soon hun. As for me getting it from random strangers - it may be a British humour thing. Quirky stuff like that often happens here lols.

Nah, it was the dizzy non-satisfying part really. The toilets were far from pleasant. Like the joke really...

[identity profile] dark-raven-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
" it may be a British humour thing"

all the more reason to move down there then....^_^.... now all I need is everything else that's required for comfortable living

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you share a British sense of humour then?

[identity profile] dark-raven-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
well no.... I don't share a sense of humor with any country really... but I'm sure I can wing it

I do watch a lot of british programs including the comedys... does that count enough?

[identity profile] actively-lazy.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently those 3 in the gay bar foresaw what you were going to do in the restaurant.

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Did they? But they didn't ask for four skins, they just asked if I was gay and whether I was a good boy :(

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_draken_/ 2009-09-07 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh and is The Lodge :P you'll get it right eventually.

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Boo to confusing pub names! Lodge, Lobby, Lounge. Some drinky place beginning with L!!
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[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Boo to beverage related confusion!!

[identity profile] silent-o.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
but... but...
That's the best kind!!!


Confound this dry campus!

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Grr dry campuses are never fun. Dry anything is never fun :(

[identity profile] canisrufus-uk.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
I really need to start going to the meets again, I got out of the habbit and they now keep taking me by supprise, I look at the calender in the evening or the next day and think "Oh *bleep*" :P

[identity profile] lupestripe.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
They are really good at the moment and it would be great to see you there - the next one is 4 October - but it on your calendar deeley right now. I said now!! :P