The Hollow Sense of Gluttony

[lupestripe]

All you can eat Chinese buffets are evil. They give you a plate, a fixed price and then tempt you with a sumptuous array of goodies that are impossible to resist. Now my belly feels like someone's trying to blow up a hot air balloon from the inside. Plus I'm really regretting that final serving of coffee cake.

Comments

[southpaw1805.livejournal.com]

Why do I find myself picturing the Mr Creosote section of Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" at this point? ;)

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

"Would sir like a prawn cracker? It is waffer theen..."

[shep-shepherd.livejournal.com]

"Fuck off. I'm full!"

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Lol.

"But sir, it IS only waffer theen"