Through the Bagel Hole - Part III

LONDON - 23rd JULY

Last time out our band of intrepid explorers negoitated the dangers of a London furmeet and survived the searing heat of the Brighton Badlands. They had overcome the wrath of ex-girlfriends and the feculence of Southwest trains before they checked in to their palatial hotel suite (okay standard room in the Hotel Ibis, Euston) for three more days in England's swinging capital. So enjoy the adventures of two plucky young wolves as they tour around the city, meeting old friends and introducing some new characters too! It's like the Fast Show only nowhere near as funny...

( Two Lost Wolves in London )

Through the Bagel Hole - Part III

LONDON - 23rd JULY

Last time out our band of intrepid explorers negoitated the dangers of a London furmeet and survived the searing heat of the Brighton Badlands. They had overcome the wrath of ex-girlfriends and the feculence of Southwest trains before they checked in to their palatial hotel suite (okay standard room in the Hotel Ibis, Euston) for three more days in England's swinging capital. So enjoy the adventures of two plucky young wolves as they tour around the city, meeting old friends and introducing some new characters too! It's like the Fast Show only nowhere near as funny...

( Two Lost Wolves in London )

Through the Bagel Hole - Part IV

LONDON - 24th JULY

That's right it's the pointless serialisation that just REFUSES to go away! As exciting as your parents' photographs of their caravaning holiday in Tenby, "Through the Bagel Hole" builds up day by day into a collection that you can treasure forever. Or more likely stuff down the bottom of the bird cage for Billy the Budgie to pee over. So you join us on day four with India are 154-4, England trailing by 56 runs and I'm about to fall asleep through the tedium of it all. Here comes the next over...

( Surely this serialisation is almost over? )

Tune in soon for the fifth and final instalment of “Through the Bagel Hole”. Will the intrepid young wolves check out on time? Will they manage to do a whole week of sightseeing in one afternoon? And most importantly would Lupestripe have a bagel other than one coated in cream cheese? Find out as soon as I can be arsed writing it.

Through the Bagel Hole - Part IV

LONDON - 24th JULY

That's right it's the pointless serialisation that just REFUSES to go away! As exciting as your parents' photographs of their caravaning holiday in Tenby, "Through the Bagel Hole" builds up day by day into a collection that you can treasure forever. Or more likely stuff down the bottom of the bird cage for Billy the Budgie to pee over. So you join us on day four with India are 154-4, England trailing by 56 runs and I'm about to fall asleep through the tedium of it all. Here comes the next over...

( Surely this serialisation is almost over? )

Tune in soon for the fifth and final instalment of “Through the Bagel Hole”. Will the intrepid young wolves check out on time? Will they manage to do a whole week of sightseeing in one afternoon? And most importantly would Lupestripe have a bagel other than one coated in cream cheese? Find out as soon as I can be arsed writing it.

The Languid Insatiability of Lethargy

Why is it that after spending all of last week off on holiday I have returned to work even more tired than I was before I went away? Grrr!

The Languid Insatiability of Lethargy

Why is it that after spending all of last week off on holiday I have returned to work even more tired than I was before I went away? Grrr!