Doon With Broon?

Am I the only one to think that after potential explosions in London, actual explosions in Glasgow, serious flooding in two parts of the country and now foot and mouth in Surrey, that some divine presence is telling us that they don't like Gordon Brown being Prime Minister?

I mean what's going to happen next? A plague of locusts in Tring? The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse running in the 2.30 at Chepstow? It doesn't bear thinking about.

Doon With Broon?

Am I the only one to think that after potential explosions in London, actual explosions in Glasgow, serious flooding in two parts of the country and now foot and mouth in Surrey, that some divine presence is telling us that they don't like Gordon Brown being Prime Minister?

I mean what's going to happen next? A plague of locusts in Tring? The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse running in the 2.30 at Chepstow? It doesn't bear thinking about.

"Thai cops punished by Hello Kitty"

Police chiefs in Bangkok have devised a new way of shaming officers who transmit minor transgressions such as being late - a Hello Kitty armband. Embroidered with two hearts, the large bright pink motif is designed to be highly visible so the wearer feels suitably embarrassed not do commit such acts again.

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

Am I the only one who thinks this is more of a reward than a punishment? I think I may join the Thai police force and park my panda car erratically with intent to wear a Hello Kitty armband.

"Thai cops punished by Hello Kitty"

Police chiefs in Bangkok have devised a new way of shaming officers who transmit minor transgressions such as being late - a Hello Kitty armband. Embroidered with two hearts, the large bright pink motif is designed to be highly visible so the wearer feels suitably embarrassed not do commit such acts again.

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

Am I the only one who thinks this is more of a reward than a punishment? I think I may join the Thai police force and park my panda car erratically with intent to wear a Hello Kitty armband.