Nah not my kind of thing really. I imagine there's nothing worse than finding a foreskin in your spaghetti, a remnant from an unwashed grater. It was just one of the first things my mind thought of when I was trying to think of something incredibly painful but no doubt someone's into it. My mind does work in odd ways sometimes.
Hmm Ebay sell children now? I know they've sold vaginal and anal specula, three used glass eyes, a brussel sprout (a Christmas one no less) and a used Tesco carrier bag so it really wouldn't surprise me. But I'm sure there are laws against selling children as chimney sweeps - I think it phased out sometime in the Edwardian era.
No the board was being used by tourists larking about. We didn't really have time to have our pictures taken so we didn't. We had a train to catch. Not that I would've wanted a picture anyway - it's the height of tack really and the mermaid picture of which I was to become a part did little for my figure.
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Date: 2007-07-27 09:32 pm (UTC)Hmm Ebay sell children now? I know they've sold vaginal and anal specula, three used glass eyes, a brussel sprout (a Christmas one no less) and a used Tesco carrier bag so it really wouldn't surprise me. But I'm sure there are laws against selling children as chimney sweeps - I think it phased out sometime in the Edwardian era.
No the board was being used by tourists larking about. We didn't really have time to have our pictures taken so we didn't. We had a train to catch. Not that I would've wanted a picture anyway - it's the height of tack really and the mermaid picture of which I was to become a part did little for my figure.