Thanks

Just want to say thanks to everyone for their understanding regarding the emo post below - your comments have been both helpful and touching and I appreciate all of them. Despite its faults, this community is a fantastic one to be a part of and if we can all support each other when we are down then it will only get better and stronger.

Hope all is well with all of you and I look forward to meeting you all again soon

Love and Hugs :-)

Thanks

Just want to say thanks to everyone for their understanding regarding the emo post below - your comments have been both helpful and touching and I appreciate all of them. Despite its faults, this community is a fantastic one to be a part of and if we can all support each other when we are down then it will only get better and stronger.

Hope all is well with all of you and I look forward to meeting you all again soon

Love and Hugs :-)

Do Us A Flavour - Chilli & Chocolate

This review is dedicated to alexf0x who was physically ill after eating these. Enjoy (unlike the crisps)...

Chilli & Chocolate

Like frying bacon whilst naked or Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand, this combination seems appealing before the event but all it leads to is untold disaster.

Wretched doesn’t even cover it as the reality is that this delightful flavour is about as near to a burp with a little bit of sick in it as you can possibly get.

According to the packet, it “sounds crazy, but is so TASTY!”, which I agree with up until the word TASTY (which is assumedly in capital letters for emphasis rather than a desperate attempt to try and convince us that this retchable concoction is actually edible, let alone delightful on the palette).

According to Catherine from High Wycombe - “What more do you want from a bag of crisps?!” The answer is a half decent flavour that doesn’t resemble the taste you get after an average Friday night out after ten pints of Stella.

The picture on the front of the packet is intriguing as it appears to resemble a rather phallic shaped chilli lying on what appears to be a lilo of chocolate that is floating on a pool of custard. The smug bastard probably thinks he is so hot just lying there whereas I am questioning why they didn’t just chuck the custard in with the chocolate and chilli to create a taste sensation that would be truly memorable.

The chilli (he deserves no name) quite clearly resembles the naughty schoolboy who has unscrewed the lids of the salt and pepper pots and is just waiting for the moment when his victims become physically ill at what they have just eaten.

In an attempt to get the bastard away from any potato product whatsoever, the best we can hope for is that somebody cuts the little red fucker up and sticks him in a particularly hot curry. However, you could rub the smarmy git all over your crotch if you wanted as the resulting burning sensation would still be a million times more enjoyable than eating these things.

As an aside, the acronym of this flavour spells CAC – which is actually quite a fair description of this monstrosity. In fact, the flecks of brown on the potatoes resemble my toilet bowl after a particularly vicious curry and I don’t imagine the taste is too far removed either.

Awful, just awful.

Lupe’s Verdict: 5/10
Wolfie’s Verdict: 7/10

Do Us A Flavour - Chilli & Chocolate

This review is dedicated to alexf0x who was physically ill after eating these. Enjoy (unlike the crisps)...

Chilli & Chocolate

Like frying bacon whilst naked or Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand, this combination seems appealing before the event but all it leads to is untold disaster.

Wretched doesn’t even cover it as the reality is that this delightful flavour is about as near to a burp with a little bit of sick in it as you can possibly get.

According to the packet, it “sounds crazy, but is so TASTY!”, which I agree with up until the word TASTY (which is assumedly in capital letters for emphasis rather than a desperate attempt to try and convince us that this retchable concoction is actually edible, let alone delightful on the palette).

According to Catherine from High Wycombe - “What more do you want from a bag of crisps?!” The answer is a half decent flavour that doesn’t resemble the taste you get after an average Friday night out after ten pints of Stella.

The picture on the front of the packet is intriguing as it appears to resemble a rather phallic shaped chilli lying on what appears to be a lilo of chocolate that is floating on a pool of custard. The smug bastard probably thinks he is so hot just lying there whereas I am questioning why they didn’t just chuck the custard in with the chocolate and chilli to create a taste sensation that would be truly memorable.

The chilli (he deserves no name) quite clearly resembles the naughty schoolboy who has unscrewed the lids of the salt and pepper pots and is just waiting for the moment when his victims become physically ill at what they have just eaten.

In an attempt to get the bastard away from any potato product whatsoever, the best we can hope for is that somebody cuts the little red fucker up and sticks him in a particularly hot curry. However, you could rub the smarmy git all over your crotch if you wanted as the resulting burning sensation would still be a million times more enjoyable than eating these things.

As an aside, the acronym of this flavour spells CAC – which is actually quite a fair description of this monstrosity. In fact, the flecks of brown on the potatoes resemble my toilet bowl after a particularly vicious curry and I don’t imagine the taste is too far removed either.

Awful, just awful.

Lupe’s Verdict: 5/10
Wolfie’s Verdict: 7/10

12:22pm

Is when I started drinking. I am at work. I have had two thirds of a bottle of wine. I think I have a problem.

ADDENDUM: Stopped drinking now so all is well. A bit of food and all is fine again. Thanks for making me see sense *hugs* :-)

12:22pm

Is when I started drinking. I am at work. I have had two thirds of a bottle of wine. I think I have a problem.

ADDENDUM: Stopped drinking now so all is well. A bit of food and all is fine again. Thanks for making me see sense *hugs* :-)

The Positive Post

Sorry for going a bit mental of late - I guess a lot of the events of the last few weeks have finally caught up with me. Still, I am sober now and apart from being a bit tired, I'm fine :-)

So in the spirit of positivity - what things make you happy when you are down? Fursuiting and Wolfie are two of mine *wags*. And thinking about you lot *hugs*

The Positive Post

Sorry for going a bit mental of late - I guess a lot of the events of the last few weeks have finally caught up with me. Still, I am sober now and apart from being a bit tired, I'm fine :-)

So in the spirit of positivity - what things make you happy when you are down? Fursuiting and Wolfie are two of mine *wags*. And thinking about you lot *hugs*