The Hollow Sense of Gluttony

[lupestripe]

All you can eat Chinese buffets are evil. They give you a plate, a fixed price and then tempt you with a sumptuous array of goodies that are impossible to resist. Now my belly feels like someone's trying to blow up a hot air balloon from the inside. Plus I'm really regretting that final serving of coffee cake.

Comments

[enteirah]

Ent + No additional cost to eating more = Disaster!

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

I was going to make a joke about rabbits and "eating any old shit" here but I decided against it hehe.

You sound very much like me - you might as well get your money's worth that's my general feeling. Even if that does mean needing a sickbag or a stomach pump at the end of the night :(

[enteirah]

I'm gonna rush in and reply to this before you do another edit too, as I'm getting so many emails through. =:P But yeah, I'm all about a bargain. It's the Northerner in me! (...how long has he been in there o.O)

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Aww sorry. I was trying to word the response in as funny a way as possible without it being insulting to the lapine kind. I think I failed on the humour bit at least :(

Ooh I dunno how long he's been in there but if there's a Northerner trying to get out then perhaps you should let it. But perhaps not in such a public place as a Chinese buffet - that could be quite embarrassing. Hey, maybe that was why my stomach was feeling like a drunkard was drumming on the inside last night - it was my hidden Northerner trying to get out! It now all makes sense! Thanks hun *hugs*