Please Give Just £2 A Month...

[lupestripe]

This is an appeal on behalf of squished plushies everywhere.

In bedrooms up and down the land there are shocking incidents of plushie maltreatment. Some are wedged between the side of a bed and a wall, some are tossed nonchalantly on the floor and some are piled high on top of each other, drowning in their own fur.

The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Plushies is a non-profit making organisation determined to rescue these poor neglected creatures. Creatures like Jess *cue Simon Cowell talking about cruelty in the most monotone disinterested voice ever*

Jess is a border collie plush whose owner left her pinned between the side of his bed and the wall. She whimpered and scrambled to get free but her owner ignored her cries and kept sleeping. It is the worst case of plushie cruelty I have ever seen.

Billy Bear was left by blinded by a thirty Watt lightbulb he was forced to look into days on end. His owner ignored his cute face and he wasn't even allowed to make noise. Because he couldn't. He was made of plush.

Fox was tossed upside down on the floor and just left, abandoned. He wasn't even given a proper name. His owner never came to pick him up and nearly chucked him in the washer with his smelly underpants. On one occasion he got nommed by the family dog, leaving him scared and covered in saliva. And then the dog tried to have his wicked way with him...

These aren't real cases but thousands of plushies are maltreated every day. Please rescue those plushies like these who need your help. The RSPCP gets no government funding because the government are bastards. Just £2 a month will help improve the life of a neglected plush.

We thank you for your support.

Comments

[shep-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Lol parodies! :D

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked hun, as I mentioned over the weekend I have a few ideas for parody adverts I would like to bring up further with Mikepaws.

[rustyfox.livejournal.com]

I'd pay £2 a month to be that fox plush, but I don't think that's the point.

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Ooh I'm flattered that you have a thing for my smelly underpants, I must remember to post some to you when I get the chance... :P

[rustyfox.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I wasn't really thinking about that bit as I suspect you well know! :P

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Lol *hugs* but what's wrong with my underpants. After a nice wash they smell of Daz *wags*.

[jackalesque.livejournal.com]

Feeling guilty for leaving my tiger stuck between my bed and wall for a couple days now *sulks*

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

I hope you rescued your tiger and gave him an extra special long hug. Plushies may be abused so often but they are also very forgiving and are always on hand when you need them. It's just sad that sometimes they are taken advantage of. Hug a plush today - show them you care.

[starpaw.livejournal.com]

fuck! I just almost pissed myself at this, the two people with me were in histerics!!

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Aww glad you liked hun, it was just a flight of whimsy really :)

[avon-deer.livejournal.com]

e wasn't even allowed to make noise. Because he couldn't. He was made of plush.


That was quite disturbing in a way.

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Well he couldn't! He was made out of plush! But that's not the disturbing thing here, the disturbing thing is that up and down the country there are thousands of plushies being poorly treated. What do people think they are, toys are something? A plush is for life not just for Christmas, birthdays or Valentines Day.

[baloki.livejournal.com]

Miles has now started campaigning to create this society...

[tr-wolf.livejournal.com]

Yes, but Miles has different feelings regarding HIS plushies... o.O

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Oh dear...what have I started? If I see furs placading Manchester Piccadilly station demanding rights for plushies then I know that I am responsible...

Still the discarded plushies need as much help as they can get so may I be the first to bid him a warm welcome to the RSPCP...

[balto-mike.livejournal.com]

Lol, we should make a parody advert about this! XD

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

I was thinking this on my way into work today - it sounds fun. I already have how I want it to look outlined in my head so yep, let's do it. Indeed there's a fair few parody adverts I'd like to do in the New Year - it'd be cool to discuss them with you :)

[fen-ra.livejournal.com]

And put it up on YouTube? Ooh! Sounds fun!

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Of course! :D

[patter-snowfox.livejournal.com]

*apologises for laundering 2 of his plushies*

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

You drowned them?! NOOOOOOO!!! I'll have to send the RSPCP around... :P

[crosseyeddragon.livejournal.com]

My shark plushie got viciously snapped at by one of my corn snakes once, this left a tiny patch of snake saliva on it. I'm sure it's still in shock. I've tried talking to it, read it poetry, took it out for long walks and let it watch what it wants on tv. But I think it will never forget... What can I do??

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Who do you think I am? An agony aunt for plushies?! Do I look like Clare Rayner. Do I even remotely look like her? Well, okay then :P

I'd remove the offending snake for one. If I was bitten by a corn snake I would feel the same. Perhaps poetry is too spiritually intense for the bear - read him something he'd like - like Goldilocks or Paddington. Or if he's a shark, Jaws. It's a shame plushies can't bite back really - even shark ones struggle.

Long walks are good but vigorous exercise is better. As for TV, too many bad things on that. After all Dot Cotton is far scarier than a million snakes.

Hmm maybe the snake has just petrified him, never to speak ever again, like an inanimate object. Is that someone at the door? I think you have a few "friendly" visitors... :P

[crosseyeddragon.livejournal.com]

Or just think about those poor plushies named Mohammed! Sure the teacher got rescued but what ever became of the teddy? Most likely viciously torn limb from limb by an angry mob!

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

The teddy is apparently being held in the Sudanese Ministery of the Interior. The Daily Mirror I think launched a campaign to try and save him but the Sudanese were having none of it. I think we should ressurect the campaign, go over there and bust it out. Poor poor plush. It's at times like these that just being called "Bear" would be better.