Please Give Just £2 A Month...
Dec. 5th, 2007 09:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
This is an appeal on behalf of squished plushies everywhere.
In bedrooms up and down the land there are shocking incidents of plushie maltreatment. Some are wedged between the side of a bed and a wall, some are tossed nonchalantly on the floor and some are piled high on top of each other, drowning in their own fur.
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Plushies is a non-profit making organisation determined to rescue these poor neglected creatures. Creatures like Jess *cue Simon Cowell talking about cruelty in the most monotone disinterested voice ever*
Jess is a border collie plush whose owner left her pinned between the side of his bed and the wall. She whimpered and scrambled to get free but her owner ignored her cries and kept sleeping. It is the worst case of plushie cruelty I have ever seen.
Billy Bear was left by blinded by a thirty Watt lightbulb he was forced to look into days on end. His owner ignored his cute face and he wasn't even allowed to make noise. Because he couldn't. He was made of plush.
Fox was tossed upside down on the floor and just left, abandoned. He wasn't even given a proper name. His owner never came to pick him up and nearly chucked him in the washer with his smelly underpants. On one occasion he got nommed by the family dog, leaving him scared and covered in saliva. And then the dog tried to have his wicked way with him...
These aren't real cases but thousands of plushies are maltreated every day. Please rescue those plushies like these who need your help. The RSPCP gets no government funding because the government are bastards. Just £2 a month will help improve the life of a neglected plush.
We thank you for your support.
In bedrooms up and down the land there are shocking incidents of plushie maltreatment. Some are wedged between the side of a bed and a wall, some are tossed nonchalantly on the floor and some are piled high on top of each other, drowning in their own fur.
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Plushies is a non-profit making organisation determined to rescue these poor neglected creatures. Creatures like Jess *cue Simon Cowell talking about cruelty in the most monotone disinterested voice ever*
Jess is a border collie plush whose owner left her pinned between the side of his bed and the wall. She whimpered and scrambled to get free but her owner ignored her cries and kept sleeping. It is the worst case of plushie cruelty I have ever seen.
Billy Bear was left by blinded by a thirty Watt lightbulb he was forced to look into days on end. His owner ignored his cute face and he wasn't even allowed to make noise. Because he couldn't. He was made of plush.
Fox was tossed upside down on the floor and just left, abandoned. He wasn't even given a proper name. His owner never came to pick him up and nearly chucked him in the washer with his smelly underpants. On one occasion he got nommed by the family dog, leaving him scared and covered in saliva. And then the dog tried to have his wicked way with him...
These aren't real cases but thousands of plushies are maltreated every day. Please rescue those plushies like these who need your help. The RSPCP gets no government funding because the government are bastards. Just £2 a month will help improve the life of a neglected plush.
We thank you for your support.
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Date: 2007-12-05 11:36 pm (UTC)That was quite disturbing in a way.
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Date: 2007-12-06 09:20 pm (UTC)Still the discarded plushies need as much help as they can get so may I be the first to bid him a warm welcome to the RSPCP...
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Date: 2007-12-06 10:07 pm (UTC)I'd remove the offending snake for one. If I was bitten by a corn snake I would feel the same. Perhaps poetry is too spiritually intense for the bear - read him something he'd like - like Goldilocks or Paddington. Or if he's a shark, Jaws. It's a shame plushies can't bite back really - even shark ones struggle.
Long walks are good but vigorous exercise is better. As for TV, too many bad things on that. After all Dot Cotton is far scarier than a million snakes.
Hmm maybe the snake has just petrified him, never to speak ever again, like an inanimate object. Is that someone at the door? I think you have a few "friendly" visitors... :P
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