Derpy Dog

[lupestripe]

Last night I endured a series of episodes out of a Mister Bean sketch.

Firstly, Wolfie bought me some flowers and after taking off the cellophane wrapping, I had to gingerly put it in the bin. However the bin was full and I knocked a tub full of grease and vinegar on the floor. I had to mop this up.

The flowers were clumped together tightly with an elastic band and as our scissors were upstairs and I was in the kitchen I decided to be lazy and use a knife to cut the elastic. This meant the rubber went flying all over the room including one piece into the toaster.

I then had to remove the rubber from the toaster so had to tip it upside down. This resulted in crumbs flying everywhere, most of which missing the bin, and landing on the floor.

Upon placing the flowers in a vase, I had to cut open the plant food but this had to be knifed too. Consequently I stabbed myself and the fluid went everywhere.

At this point I got angry and threw the bin lid violently on the floor. This forced some sweet and sour sauce on its interior to splatter on the wall, floor and Wolfie's T-shirt which was drying.

By this point it was past midnight and I just wanted to go to bed. Wolfie thought it was hilarious and helped me clean up. Derpy dog indeed!

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Comments

[avon-deer.livejournal.com]

Grease and vinegar? Why?

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

It was a tub of red peppers stuffed with goats cheese. I think it was covered in a mix of olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

[silent-o.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

*wags*

[skawinski.livejournal.com]

Hahah, I've been there too, the more you get angry with things the worse the situation gets. Which can sometimes lead to truly comical and slapstick scenes :D How bad is the stab?

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

Yep I really should get less angry as it doesn't help anything. Stab wound was just a little nick, nothing too serious.

[silent-o.livejournal.com]

Taken out of context, "Then I had to remove the rubber from the toaster" sounds really odd.

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I wish MY wolf would bring me flowers...

[lupestripe.livejournal.com]

It does sound odd, like a form of toaster sex. Make sure you unplug it first!

Flowers are a recent development - hope you get some from your wolf soon :)